I went to see my fiancee today. Well she's not really my fiancee but I know I'm going to marry her someday. She's more like a serious girlfriend, except we're not REALLY dating. We see eachother once in awhile and it's usually pretty nice, even gets a little steamy now and then...Okay! Okay! Fine; I just go grocery shopping and hit on the bag girl while i ogle her breasts. Sure she's not the sharpest whip in the schoolmaster's closet but she really GETS me. Well at least she doesn't act like I'm some weirdo, she even calls me "Mr. Weast" How polite!
I shouldn't get like that though. Children look up to me, especially as Batman. I wouldn't want a youngster to think of Batman daydreaming about caressing those soft, creamy, supple, possibly of-age, teen breasts...
My God! I must go take a cold Bat-Shower.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
diary of bill 4
I often wonder what bats dream about. Do they dream at all? Do they have nightmares?
My nightmare is the bat, my Nemesis, also my role model. Becoming ones remodel doesn't make them perfect though. Sometimes I feel like the Joker or some such villain because I'm always fighting to keep Batman at bay. But he is not trying to foil my plans, he is trying to take over my mind, to leave the screen and comic page and enter our world through me, Adam West, his faithful portrayer of many years. why? ...
My nightmare is the bat, my Nemesis, also my role model. Becoming ones remodel doesn't make them perfect though. Sometimes I feel like the Joker or some such villain because I'm always fighting to keep Batman at bay. But he is not trying to foil my plans, he is trying to take over my mind, to leave the screen and comic page and enter our world through me, Adam West, his faithful portrayer of many years. why? ...
diary of bill 3
That tricky shrink was playing games with my mind again.
I originally started going because I thought he could help me with my bat problem, but I'm beginning to believe that he has some sort of alternate plan.
That manipulative architect of psyches spent almost the entire meeting today trying to convince me that I wasn't Adam West! I hired this expert of intellects to convince me that I'm not batman, who is a fictional comic character for children, not to try to trick me into thinking that I'm some sort of lunatic who has no idea who he actually is.
The shrink tried to explain away my wealth to a family fortune left to care for a single son left traumatized by his parents tragic and untimely death. I easily saw through his ploy however because the story he chose was taken from the back story of the very enigmatic superhero I wish to escape.
He did come up with at least a thought on the problem at hand however. He thinks I've created alter egos to hide from my shortcomings. He told me that because Adam West wasn't perfect enough I started to conjure up the batman out of the depths of my mind.
I told him that I believed that the reason I began to think I was the Batman on occasion was because I spent too much time playing him on television, movies, comic conventions, and more recently at schools for drug awareness as well as at the occasional party. I also asked the psychiatrist to stop referring to me in the third person because it was creeping me out.
He thought we ought to meet more often and asked me to continue writing in this journal to try to straighten my thoughts out. I will honor his request for now but he is treading on thin ice.
I originally started going because I thought he could help me with my bat problem, but I'm beginning to believe that he has some sort of alternate plan.
That manipulative architect of psyches spent almost the entire meeting today trying to convince me that I wasn't Adam West! I hired this expert of intellects to convince me that I'm not batman, who is a fictional comic character for children, not to try to trick me into thinking that I'm some sort of lunatic who has no idea who he actually is.
The shrink tried to explain away my wealth to a family fortune left to care for a single son left traumatized by his parents tragic and untimely death. I easily saw through his ploy however because the story he chose was taken from the back story of the very enigmatic superhero I wish to escape.
He did come up with at least a thought on the problem at hand however. He thinks I've created alter egos to hide from my shortcomings. He told me that because Adam West wasn't perfect enough I started to conjure up the batman out of the depths of my mind.
I told him that I believed that the reason I began to think I was the Batman on occasion was because I spent too much time playing him on television, movies, comic conventions, and more recently at schools for drug awareness as well as at the occasional party. I also asked the psychiatrist to stop referring to me in the third person because it was creeping me out.
He thought we ought to meet more often and asked me to continue writing in this journal to try to straighten my thoughts out. I will honor his request for now but he is treading on thin ice.
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